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Black Demotivational Poster

EXCUSE ME? - You wanna take this outside?

TAGS: black people scary cross funny
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by beesladesh

Guest - October 23, 2009, 5:08 pm
Looks like Mark Henry's ready whup some a**

Political Correctness -

TAGS: black widow spiders politically correct
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 19, 2013, 12:37 pm
Would it sound politically incorrect if I said "they all look the same to me"? heh heh
EmilioDumphque - June 19, 2013, 10:00 am
That's not a Black Widow anyway. It's a Redback, from Australia.

SIRIUS BLACK - Why so Sirius?

HAHAHAHAHA - Let's face it, you'll probably be eaten by a lion anyway.

TAGS: aids black africa funny sweet
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by Mitchell

Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 8:23 pm
Forget Hell. The worst thing they can do is to reincarnate us! 5Ls!
Krissie - October 13, 2009, 12:34 am
LogicDude...Idont think there's an elevator that's goin straight to hell big enough for ALL of us that laughed at this! 5L from me as well!
LogicDude - July 30, 2009, 9:49 am
I'm going straight to Hell. 5L!
CANADA - July 30, 2009, 8:44 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 29, 2009, 10:41 pm
this is terrible....what's worse is I laughed at it. Now I feel terrible about myself.......

ANYBODY CAN TELL YOU - that which you WANT to hear, even if it's a lie. A True Friend tells you what you NEED to hear, even if you didn't want to hear it.

TAGS: blacknwhite calender true friends
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by fan4camping

Reality Lord - May 25, 2012, 5:55 pm

lol..love the caption DonQ. fan...if you have the raw pic...may i use it over at my site plz. and DonQ...use tyhat caption as a snipe there.
DonQ - May 24, 2012, 3:45 pm
I know it was you Freddo, you broke my heart.
GaryO - May 24, 2012, 1:20 pm
Perfect words for the pic, Campy. The little listener is just soakin’ it all in. MY-T-Fine one here..easy 5L
Reality Lord - May 24, 2012, 12:50 pm

love it. can i ask you drop the raw pic into peoplesniper.com
mariand - May 24, 2012, 12:38 am
very true...

BLACK HOLES - are where God divided by zero.

GOING TO WAR - Fo' Shizzle Ma Nizzle!


TAGS: sr 71 blackbird
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Airman

CaptainBaked - April 21, 2011, 2:40 pm
marlygirl - April 21, 2011, 2:23 pm
this is bad a___! 5L

BLACK FRIDAY - Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

TAGS: black friday customers stupid people hell
Rating: 3.67/5

THE KLAN - They're coming!!!

TAGS: funny kkk black guy
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by dannyboy

beesladesh - October 21, 2009, 12:46 am
Lol at his face and the random water balloon!
Felix - December 9, 2008, 8:24 am
I actually know this guy! He was a national officer in my fraternity but got removed from office for dating another guy who was pledging at the time.

BLACKOUT DRUNK - Good morning sweetheart, I baked you a cupcake

TAGS: blackout drunk baked cupcake sweetheart
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - November 24, 2011, 6:08 pm
I think rehab and AA would definitely be in order after that...
Reality Lord - November 24, 2011, 6:06 pm

rulerofmanandape - November 24, 2011, 3:21 pm
How'd you get this picture of me? lol

STEREOTYPES - Some people live their entire lives depending on them

A CUNNING PLAN - I have one

TAGS: blackadder
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by jefslat

Aurielius - January 26, 2016, 10:43 am
Only one problem, how to get Baldric to do it.
maoworks2 - July 16, 2014, 12:16 pm
Love The Show .
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 8:56 pm
I have to agree with TTH.
TheTrashHeap - March 12, 2010, 6:59 pm
Love Black Adder... Hate weak posters. 1L
Derek - March 12, 2010, 2:38 pm
...a plan so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel


TAGS: hen*** bible black
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by tsukeru

MrBlack - March 19, 2010, 2:08 pm
It's a book of evil *** magic. The subbed series is considered one of the best hen*** series ever. The dubbed series is considered one of the funniest ever.
Bartimaeus - March 14, 2010, 11:01 pm
Oh...I thought they were referring to that Black Lagoon thing. Sorry. d*** Satanic writings. I need a grimoire...
CANADA - March 14, 2010, 10:59 pm
thanks SD. What a ****ty poster
spacedog - March 14, 2010, 10:58 pm
Check the first comment Canada.
Bartimaeus - March 14, 2010, 10:58 pm
Black Lagoon. It's a decent show. I never really got into it, though.
CANADA - March 14, 2010, 10:57 pm
I still don't know wtf TSB is
Bartimaeus - March 14, 2010, 10:55 pm
For the record, I think an anime bible would be awesome. We could replace Genesis with a giant robot fight and Jesus could be voiced by Dan Green.
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 10:51 pm
Nothing wrong with that!
Bartimaeus - March 14, 2010, 10:50 pm
I had to make a biblical joke. Sorry. I love puns. I think I'm going on a tangent here.
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 10:49 pm
I don't know if it's ageist. That's a judgement call... sort of like *** with real women.
Bartimaeus - March 14, 2010, 10:49 pm
that* not the*..."The" is what I shall smite.
Bartimaeus - March 14, 2010, 10:48 pm
...Or is the ageist?
Bartimaeus - March 14, 2010, 10:48 pm
And this is racist...against yellowed pages.
Bartimaeus - March 14, 2010, 10:47 pm
This is why I can't make Air Master posters...despite how aesthetically hilarious that show/manga is...
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 10:47 pm
Going to hell because it's a BLACK bible? That's just racist.
Bartimaeus - March 14, 2010, 10:45 pm
An example of a bad anime poster. This one is intentionally obscure. I don't even think dubs are out for Bible Black. Are they? I've seen fan subs. (Support the official releases)
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 10:42 pm
It's a crap motifake! See you guys there!
CANADA - March 14, 2010, 7:04 pm
whats TSB?
MrBlack - March 14, 2010, 6:52 pm
Bible Black
rerun - March 14, 2010, 5:36 pm

well Z, I guess we will let you live, but only because your avitar makes me hungry
Zagato - March 14, 2010, 5:33 pm
i honsetly had no clue XD i just seen the star of david and a sword, no flame intended.
SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 5:21 pm
I don't know, but I liked the series
rerun - March 14, 2010, 5:19 pm

It is the cover for TSB, Zagato is attempting to start a flame way or be funny. Either way it in't working
Treehodger - March 14, 2010, 5:18 pm
Oh. I thought this was the cover for TSB. Carry on.
Zagato - March 14, 2010, 5:16 pm
isn't this like a jew hating nazi book or something?
MrBlack - March 14, 2010, 4:58 pm
That's not what this specific bible is.
Treehodger - March 14, 2010, 4:53 pm
If you ever read The Satanic Bible, it is really quite fascinating. I never read it fully, but my friend has and he explained it all to me. It is by far not what people expect.

DUCT TAPE - Has a New Spokesperson

TAGS: rebecca black duct ***e duck
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by Konpriest

FervorCoulee - September 9, 2012, 9:00 pm
Round, round we go...
Sean - April 16, 2011, 11:02 pm
General Hand Granade is a cool song, but yer right.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2011, 8:54 pm
Did you say I like Trooper?....them's fightin words.
Sean - April 16, 2011, 8:25 pm
That's our Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. He's such a trooper.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2011, 5:16 pm
Sean - April 16, 2011, 5:04 pm
But then Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo would be heart- broken.
Konpriest - April 16, 2011, 4:58 pm
We can only hope...
Konpriest - April 16, 2011, 4:58 pm
Youtube search Rebecca Black
palmat - April 12, 2011, 5:39 am
let's hope he'll take her on his planet.
Sean - April 11, 2011, 12:26 pm
Sean - April 11, 2011, 11:41 am
Don't no one answer that question. Dude's obviously here on a recon mission from another plantet -- one that doesn't get the internets.
Arvantillian - April 11, 2011, 8:26 am
who is that lady, and is she really that irritating?
Sean - April 9, 2011, 8:34 pm
I love this one. And I've got this song on my iphone ... just in case I need to torture someone to get information, or in case I forget the sequence of some of the later days of the week -- which has also happened form time to time.
Konpriest - April 9, 2011, 5:30 pm
This is the first one I've ever made. I likes it!!

JUSTIN BIEBER - He's trying to be black.

BLACK FRIDAY - We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls.

TAGS: black friday malls shopping
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

beastmaster - November 29, 2011, 3:01 pm
I KNOW! These people are nuts! Brainwashed into thinking they need MORE, MORE, MORE! Not meee! :)
jejeloman - November 28, 2011, 10:22 pm

BLACK CAN BE SLIMMING... - But it can't work friggin' miracles.

TAGS: fat chick fail ugly owned black cow whale
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Sir - May 1, 2009, 4:44 pm
aye climbin' be good, but i prefer to hunt said she-beasts
Agamemnon218 - April 29, 2009, 11:15 pm
I want to climb them.

BLACK FRIDAY - Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.

TAGS: black friday
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by PapaFox

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 5, 2014, 4:41 pm
Good one! 5L

MOM - Words truly can't express how much we appreciate what you do for us kids. And the voracious look in your eye when dad is nearby makes us feel -- Hey, where IS dad anyway?

TAGS: happy mothers day black widow
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:37 am
When I come across those nasty, eight-legged freaks in my yard, they are toast. Anything with that many eyes and legs should NOT possess such strong venom.
rudeboy308 - May 10, 2011, 4:24 pm
d***ed funny! Let's join Alice Cooper and pledge allegiance to the black widow.
rerun - May 8, 2011, 11:22 am



TAGS: hellen keller life black
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Ed-Hyde - November 26, 2010, 6:37 am
I'm certainI'm going to have to answer to this later. 5L
CANADA - November 24, 2010, 11:42 pm
Reality Lord - November 24, 2010, 11:06 pm

agdaniele - November 24, 2010, 7:11 pm
GreyScorpion - November 24, 2010, 7:02 pm
another "signiture" FacePlant poster...5L
rerun - November 24, 2010, 6:03 pm

her and chuck norris...both in the same day?
ICEMAN - November 24, 2010, 5:48 pm
Of course she wouldn't see it. She's dead.
Faceplant31 - November 24, 2010, 5:45 pm
Thanks y'all.
rerun - November 24, 2010, 5:20 pm

suenero - November 24, 2010, 5:16 pm
The guilt of giving this 5L's is going to kil me.

PRINCESS EILONWY - Yes, she IS a Disney Princess! (Suck on that, Cinderella!)

TAGS: disney animated animation princesses princess the black cauldron
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by jalford

Losifer2 - March 6, 2012, 1:58 pm
What movie was she in?
fascistfrenchman - May 25, 2010, 10:37 pm
"Suck on that, Cinderella," so fits her personality as 'princess'.
Sean - July 23, 2009, 10:47 pm
DUDE srsly!
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 2:00 am


TAGS: sr 71 blackbird
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Airman

Thedewd - August 10, 2017, 1:24 am
Faster than a Dominos pizza driver...flew from London to L.A. in 3Hrs 47Min. including 2 refuelings.
EmilioDumphque - September 18, 2012, 3:18 pm
We used to build the most awesome stuff in this country!
maoworks2 - December 22, 2011, 10:15 am
It Uses Too Much Gas
maoworks2 - December 22, 2011, 10:13 am
I Ask You TO Not Use My Stuff .
Greeny - August 5, 2011, 6:58 pm
They were most awe5ome to watch fly nearby...

NO MATTER WHAT YOU DRIVE, - your last car will always be a Van.

TAGS: death van car black
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Noname5

zoomer296 - February 19, 2013, 12:21 am
I want to be transported in a DeLorean hearse when i die... (No hearse yet, but they DO have a limo.)
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:16 pm
While they wail away the hours, high up in there ivory towers until they're covered up with flowers in the back of a black limousine. Joe South, a true prophet.
Noname5 - August 10, 2011, 10:28 am
thank you :)
Verdeckt - August 10, 2011, 10:26 am
5weet Ride.. Nice first effort

A LONG TIME AGO, IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY... - ...There was only one black guy in existence.

TAGS: black
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

okami - May 10, 2010, 1:38 am
. . .and he loved Colt .45 Malt Liquor.
TheWiceMan - March 6, 2010, 4:41 am
It is funny:P But you forgot about Master Windu :D
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 6, 2010, 12:14 am
lol...I just found a new wallpaper
spacedog - March 5, 2010, 11:37 pm
Zagato - March 5, 2010, 11:36 pm
so true XD


TAGS: black cops
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by Anonomous

rerun - February 19, 2010, 8:34 pm

he ain't kosher either
MO - February 19, 2010, 8:23 pm
ooooooo I'm telling your Rabi!
rerun - February 19, 2010, 8:20 pm

well I love my bacon.
MO - February 19, 2010, 8:12 pm
DWB? What's wrong with being "Down with Bacon?" Isn't everyone?
rerun - February 19, 2010, 8:08 pm

It is a sad that in many places "DWB" is a fact of life.
rerun - February 19, 2010, 8:07 pm

probably got approved by accident, and btuis, racism is not funny. Maybe you should walk a mile in another mans shoes before you laugh at him
Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 8:05 pm
fagfagfagfagfagfagfagfag oh fagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfag ah fagfagfagfagfagfag
CANADA - February 19, 2010, 7:50 pm
how was this approved?
btuis - February 19, 2010, 7:47 pm
hahahahahahahahahahahaha oh hahahahahahahahahahahahah ah hahahahahahaha
OMGOSH - August 11, 2009, 9:43 pm

RACE RELATIONS - Black people totally don't like it when you read on the subway

APACHE CHIEF - What kind of stinking superhero loses his powers to a cup of hot coffee to the crotch?

BASKETBALL - A sport invented by a white man at which white people continually get pwned

TAGS: basketball white black pwned
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by Bri Bri

BriaHere - July 29, 2009, 6:21 pm
Woody, ugh, I won't even bother.
Woodywood03a - July 29, 2009, 6:17 pm
Thats why white men can't jump.....

SURPRISING FLEXIBILITY - When the laws of physics won't allow you to bend over and those cookies are prone to falling on the floor, you adapt

TAGS: flexibility fat black stage cookies
Rating: 2.65/5

More motifakes by aPauling

Sean - July 17, 2009, 9:54 pm
I'm guissing that ... only n****.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:51 pm
What would you do for a family pack of Klondike Bars?


PRODUCT PLACEMENT - This one must have caused a stir

VALVE - Turning scientists into badass heroes since 1998.


TAGS: evil hipsters color black
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Thedewd - September 28, 2017, 12:41 pm
Only members of the SOTPO* would find this racist. *Society Of The Perpetually Offended.
Valek - March 25, 2012, 5:27 am
And HOW is this racist?
agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 8:57 pm

WHITEFISH - Wouldn't it be "Blackfish" since he's a Black Lantern now?

TAGS: aquaman aqualad tempest atlantis green lantern black lanterns corps
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by jalford

Sean - July 28, 2009, 10:48 pm
JALFORD Worst Motifaker EVER!

To All Customers -

TAGS: shopping holidays black friday retail clerks cashiers
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

GaryO - November 26, 2015, 8:40 am
soldier on, cynic....this too shall pass
JesusWept - November 26, 2015, 8:08 am
Haha very nice. L L L L L

TO YOU IT'S AN OLD PICTURE IN A TEXTBOOK - but to me it's a nightmare that will live with me for eternity

TAGS: may 16 calendar black white
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by spypengen

dragonrider33 - February 1, 2014, 3:08 pm
Amen, and thank you for your service.
falloutghoul - May 20, 2012, 4:43 pm
Don't tell me someone put it in backwards.


BLACK NERDS - Believe it or not, they're everywhere.

TAGS: black nerds
Rating: 2.9/5
Woody - June 30, 2009, 10:24 pm
Oh god no
Neko - December 12, 2008, 12:53 am
Cyborg was a jock, not a nerd
Seb - November 15, 2008, 6:02 pm
They hide
Spoon - November 6, 2008, 4:54 am
I only counted 8
Haarakkon - October 1, 2008, 3:52 pm
Why are there only 9 pictures of them then?


TAGS: fail female betrayal birthday life born baby black white
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by giulio

Ag218 - December 22, 2008, 3:46 pm
"Cubby Jr.? What an odd name..."

I BELIEVE IN SANTA - And I believe SANTA's DRUNK! He's filled with the "CHRISTMAS" Spirits AlL RIGHT!



TAGS: lolz satan black metal motivational
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by Cannibal pete

Wonga - October 10, 2009, 7:05 pm
I am not. Saying it out loud made me rofl.
rerun - October 4, 2009, 8:00 pm

is Wonga really Cannibal Pete?
Wonga - October 4, 2009, 7:23 pm
you idiots haven't a clue. this poster is hilarious!
COCHINO - September 1, 2009, 12:19 pm
That kid looks tarded.
Cannibal Pete - April 5, 2009, 11:33 pm
@Purity King Diamond? WTF dude, this guy is just some dude at my country's local scene who dresses up like some troo blacker, while he just looks ridiculous. The fact that you just confused him with King Diamond makes you a FAIL, please go killyourself.
Purity - March 25, 2009, 9:04 am
Uh... What? Looks like King Diamond or Waylon from Mushroomhead, both of which are pretty f***ing awesome and not at all emo, g**, lulz satan or retarded like you. Sorry to burst your faggoty a** bubble.


TAGS: blackwater liberals
Rating: 2.65/5

More motifakes by matt28

Derek - February 7, 2010, 3:07 am
Blackwater/Xe -giving the US a bad name since its inception.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 6, 2010, 9:37 pm
THIS SHOULD BE POLITIFAKE..And LIBERALS lllove black-water they justify all their complaints about the war. Ask the other "MERC" companies about these GIBRONIs. zats why there Xe now!

CHAD - ...moments before the beat down


equality -

TAGS: black white
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

Greybeard - April 30, 2014, 6:26 am
5 pawns & favorited

Today's Sesame Street is brought to you by the letters -

TAGS: you white me in you black me out scary bert sesame street poster evolution
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Sho - December 22, 2014, 1:26 pm
love the style

when your coffee attacks, -

TAGS: monday blackcat killer coffee
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - March 30, 2015, 8:30 pm
LOL! True, true!
Silverheart - March 30, 2015, 6:07 pm

When your coffee is strong enough to fight back, then you KNOW it's just strong enough!

HUNGRY? - This is why I crossed the road

TAGS: fat black hungry chicken fork
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by noisuf

maoworks2 - November 3, 2012, 6:02 pm
Get That Turkey .

Amish Folks -

TAGS: black white grey plain
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - October 24, 2014, 5:36 am
Yes, with exactly the same success rate.
mizzdizz - October 24, 2014, 2:35 am
I wonder if it works on men?
Thedge - October 22, 2014, 10:39 pm
Yeah, and if a frog had wings... nice dream though.
GaryO - October 22, 2014, 10:08 pm
heh heh...if only



TAGS: halloween rerun black swan
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - November 1, 2011, 3:07 am

Ahhhh, I remember those days. Good times.®
mariand - October 31, 2011, 5:17 pm
LOL... no way

THE WORKING TITLE - was 'The, Good, The Bad & The Ugly' but aparently Oprah wasn't available !!



TAGS: google search page internet linkfox101113 racist why are black people so loud
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by LinkFox101113

pktk - March 5, 2011, 10:35 pm
and why are sperm small and mobile?
pktk - March 5, 2011, 10:34 pm
I looked up 'Why are' and the first two things were: Why are people g**?(Thats kinda rude
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 6:12 pm
lol "Why are there school."

PARALLEL PARKING - At the mall, on Black Friday, 30 seconds before the doors open.

OMG.... - Rihanna is white now?

DISAPPOINTMENT - The face of someone when they realise: "Yes, that is all"

TAGS: black cat
Rating: 1.93/5

More motifakes by foxhaven

forseti - May 25, 2010, 5:48 am
DISAPPOINTMENT - My face when i see the hundredth NOT FUNNY anime poster... 1L

HE'S ALL SEEING - nothing you do...no where you can go...he sees EVERYTHING!


TAGS: black and blue
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Master - May 28, 2011, 9:22 am
This must be the person to whom the title "Joyful Idiot" belongs! Five lions.

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT - it was safe to go back to the Cinema... Potter & Hermione get it on, have a love child.., and the damn story starts all over again...

KWANZAA - Bringing Racism to Christmas Since 1966

TAGS: christmas race black hate funny true look humor
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by WTFO

Marvin Wankerstein - December 3, 2009, 5:37 pm
Isn't the term, "Christian think tank" an oxymoron ?
Haarakkon - August 6, 2009, 11:58 am
Both are absolutely valid points, moo+ and WTFO. I'd consider X-mas and Easter as adoptions / corruptions of far older pagan holidays though. Not so much made up Holidays as pre-media Christian think tank spins.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2009, 9:52 am
Isn't Christmas a made up holiday as well? And Easter for that matter....don't even get me started on the fourth of July.
WTFO - August 6, 2009, 12:55 am
that the separation of Americans by racial lines is racist by definition regardless of what color the separatist happens to be. There's your position and support.
WTFO - August 6, 2009, 12:54 am
than simply imitate the practice of the dominant society". It serves to separate Americans by racial lines versus bring us together as Americans. When a Klansman tries to separate races it's clearly racist. Few have the courage and honesty to point out
WTFO - August 6, 2009, 12:52 am
Here's the position, TTH. Kwanzaa is a made-up holiday that has no real roots in Africa. It was created by Ron Karengain 1966 to "give Blacks an alternative to the existing holiday and give Blacks an opportunity to celebrate themselves and history, rather
TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2009, 11:55 pm
Holy overreaction Batman! Is Kwanzaa racist in some way? It's just that you provided no No positions, no support...
WTFO - August 5, 2009, 11:51 pm
Hey look, it's another hate filled Timmy! No positions, no support, just ignorant attacks both in your idiotic choices of names as well as your comments. Why don't you run along and play hide and go f*** yourself, dip****?
WTFOSUCKSCOCK - August 5, 2009, 4:40 pm
(USER BANNED - for racist comments)

LEROY BROWN - He's the baddest man in the whole damn town

TAGS: bad man black
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by philup ontacos

LURCH - September 28, 2009, 9:09 pm
Jim Croce is the reason I learned guitar. I would have loved to heard more from him, RIP JIM
Patman - September 28, 2009, 6:13 pm
I thought nobody remembered Jim Croce!

MULTI-CULTURE PALS - Many Heroes, One Voice!

AGAINST THE ODDS. - If you are outnumbered, be sure to never be outgunned.


TAGS: blackfriday thanksgiving november holiday
Rating: 1.92/5

More motifakes by Lee Curry

Nenno - June 22, 2009, 10:20 pm
Looks like the outside of a walmart the night before the WoW expansion.

Black Eye -



TAGS: fatherhood bonding love parenting blackout
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - December 6, 2010, 7:33 pm
Thanks, all. I loved those walks.
spacedog - December 6, 2010, 4:42 pm
crankyhead - December 6, 2010, 3:48 pm
just gorgeous aggy
Reality Lord - December 6, 2010, 1:25 pm

5'd...fav'd and definate classic material.
5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 11:59 am
"I always thought my dad was superman until I found out he was just another drunk in a cape"--Dave Attel...5 L

HERE WE GO AGAIN - It's Black Friday at Walmart

BLACKLIONS - I always think of ‘Ride of the Valkyries’ when I see American Airpower... wonder what the Taliban thinks of?

TAGS: blacklions taliban jets
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Mongo

marlygirl - April 21, 2011, 1:49 pm
Chillax - January 29, 2010, 5:10 pm
Sorry I missed the "i" at least I got Al Qaeda right. Even with the missing "i", thought it was a great improvement over previous commenter's spelling.
DreMagnum - January 29, 2010, 10:45 am
Most military men know how to spell "Taliban"
bonefish - January 29, 2010, 10:39 am
Maybe not effective all the time but there is nothing more satisfying then watching the look on Talban or Al Qaeda terrorist’s face and the sh*t stain on his pants from the precision laser guided JDAM video***e as they see it coming from about 100 feet.
Sidereal - January 14, 2010, 7:55 am
i dont recon they think a lot TBH, all the air power in the world doesnt sem to have stopped them. you cant fight fanaticism from an arm chair ar 40,000 feet. ;)
Derek - January 13, 2010, 4:08 pm
Stingers I suspect

I DREAM OF STARFIRE - Top that, Sidney Sheldon!

TAGS: i dream of jeannie genie teen titans starfire blackfire genies
Rating: 2.14/5

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omg hai - August 5, 2009, 1:12 am
rule 34 lolzwut.

marriage advice #17 -

TAGS: blackmail size matters
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 5, 2015, 4:16 am
ROTFL!!! That'd work on most guys! 5 LOL lions!


TAGS: adoption black kids kidnap
Rating: 4.5/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 12, 2012, 9:48 pm
So good! Minus the comma. A 5'er. Could be worse, it could be Madonna... or maybe not?
Sho - March 12, 2012, 9:27 pm
A lot more worse than kony
Rick69 - March 12, 2012, 4:40 pm
Lulz... Excuse: WIN!
Reality Lord - March 12, 2012, 4:17 pm

hey new guy...we liked it so much we approved it...twice :)


TAGS: pets funny death ninja pitchblack
Rating: 4.36/5

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mariand - May 17, 2012, 7:01 pm


TAGS: jet flying black person pilot
Rating: 3.73/5

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LikeNoOther - May 15, 2011, 8:00 am
I actually said pilot, still nice one. 5L's

JACK BLACK - He no need a microphone

TAGS: tenacious d jack black pick of destiny
Rating: 2.48/5

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Fatty - April 8, 2009, 1:48 pm
Jack Black is amsome!!! even if this poster's grammar kinda sux...
Bunny - April 8, 2009, 9:50 am
He just needs a good, hard kick up the arse.(that starts with a K not a D, kids!!)





Who's the Retard? -

TAGS: black children retarded retard beautiful
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - July 22, 2013, 2:03 pm

just checking back to see how this poster made out. you done reall good fred for a first submission. GaryO nailed it though...once it's approved only the hand of god...or Mr M can remove it...and no...that NEVER happens...EVER. welcome to the site. :)
GaryO - July 22, 2013, 1:48 pm
Living with our posters is why we spend a lot of time on them before submitting…..aaand why we all have so much fun in the comment section if we don’t. Even the comment section is forever. It’s a fun thing….if yer in any way masochistic.
fredbo - July 22, 2013, 12:55 pm
OOPS Sorry about that. It's suppose be Bill Maher. He's a comedian on HBO. Is there anyway to fix the misprint?
GaryO - July 22, 2013, 12:52 pm
Mayer, Maher, whatever, I know some better names.
Cannabal - July 22, 2013, 12:45 pm
Who's Bill Mayer?
GaryO - July 22, 2013, 8:43 am
Sweetness personified. Five Hugs…and five bytch slaps for Mayer (I’d like to do that anyway….reminds me of a smartahss I beat on in HS… smirky smug phukker)
Reality Lord - July 21, 2013, 1:15 pm

whoa...and this is also a first submission. nice one dude....MOAR!!!
Reality Lord - July 21, 2013, 1:14 pm

wow...what a cutie she is. nice font choice for your title.


TAGS: santa odin arctic blackice audi
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - January 30, 2014, 6:49 pm

I love this!~

Sheeple -

TAGS: sheeple diploma black sheep movie
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - August 13, 2013, 5:09 am
Got that, thanx!
Cannabal - August 12, 2013, 5:22 pm
This was in the movie "Black Sheep" (2006).
curlyrocks - August 12, 2013, 5:13 pm
I need to borrow that suit for my next satanic 0rgy, will have it dry cleaned before I return it.
CloudchaserS - August 12, 2013, 11:11 am
Anyone know who made that fursuit? Wondering because it's awesome!




MY FAVOURITE COLOUR ? - Black... It Reminds Me Of Your Future

Black hole ahead -

TAGS: black hole
Rating: 4.13/5

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curlyrocks - June 27, 2013, 4:10 pm
I think you'll actually only be able to kiss your own a$$ after all the molecules in your mouth and b*** are combined into a singularity.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2013, 3:09 pm


TAGS: black and white dy2012
Rating: 4.11/5

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Sho - May 16, 2012, 5:29 pm
4L. delicious picture

THIS BLACK HOLE - is where your relationship is going.

TAGS: black hole relationship failure doom
Rating: 4/5

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Claire - June 3, 2010, 12:00 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 2, 2010, 9:47 pm
Speak for yourself. Mines going to civil court.


TAGS: rebecca black worst song ever
Rating: 4/5

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Greeny - May 29, 2011, 10:43 pm
Have you heard this played on a piano? awesome and then some

BLACK FRIDAY - Brings out the truly aggressive bargain hunters.


WHAT ARE THE ODDS? - A black woman in America that is descendant from slaves? Extraordinary! Tomorrow's bomb: Some Hispanic people have parentage that illegally entered the US! More News later as it develops!

TAGS: obama michelle black slaves
Rating: 3.75/5

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agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 9:28 pm
Hi, kimjira1 - latino lover hee - step correct, or go to politifake.org with your h** barrio mess.
Kimjira1 - April 10, 2010, 7:49 pm
f*** yourself, most latinos are descended from LEGAL immigrants. So shut the f*** up and read a f***ing book
TED - March 19, 2010, 1:20 am
The odds that a black woman is a descendant of slaves are about the same in most countries, especially Africa.
Regression&Division - December 13, 2009, 11:17 am
B-E-A-yyyeeeeeuuuuutiful. Well played, sir.

POOR BLACK KIDS - Cause POPO gotta beat down on sumptin'

TAGS: blacks kids police
Rating: 2/5

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agdaniele - September 22, 2009, 8:30 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 22, 2009, 8:30 pm
he wanth to ride the buth alone.
agdaniele - September 22, 2009, 8:29 pm
From what I hear, Gary has been posting white ***bs... taking it to a whole nuvva level.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 22, 2009, 8:27 pm
I always wondered what happened to Gary Coleman.
agdaniele - September 22, 2009, 8:26 pm
Well, in the defense of po-po, when 187 is on the door... wait... is that a BBQ churro?

YANKEE STADIUM - Rebecca Black goes to buy tickets before anyone else. And she doesn't know which seat to take. The front seats, the middle seats, or the back seats?

SCRODIES - We're Coming to Your Town, We'll Help You Party Down


TAGS: black socks airman tribute
Rating: 5/5

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agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:15 pm
that was a hard day for culos... tsk tsk.
Faceplant31 - November 8, 2010, 7:20 pm
I didn't think you were, im just glad i could find a pic of you with more than just the sandals and socks on from your last european vacation.
Airman - November 8, 2010, 7:16 pm
our conversatino on Friday PS.. I wasn't joking
Airman - November 8, 2010, 7:15 pm
you magnificent bastard
Faceplant31 - November 8, 2010, 7:15 pm
Sweet, glad you saw this one before you went home. Do you even remember where this came from? jk, cheers air
Airman - November 8, 2010, 7:14 pm